she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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