He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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