Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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