I think scott just propositioned me for sex
never play flip cup with pint glasses
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He better not be in your backpack
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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