Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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