can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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