Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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