The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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