What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
my liver is dry heaving
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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