how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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