It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
