well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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