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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I need a hoe opinion
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