just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
