Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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