The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
