I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he thought i was a dude.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
