: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I think people are normalizing furries
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize
