So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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