i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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