Quick, to the slutcave!
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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