she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She's the barista slut.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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