So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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