I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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