Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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