Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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