...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Randomize
