Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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