just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
what day is it and did you see me today?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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