Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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