A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
