I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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