ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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