Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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