wanna go halves on a baby?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
