Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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