i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I touched a dick in church today
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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