therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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