The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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