You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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