Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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