nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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