shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Randomize
