Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
His nipple licking is glorious
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