I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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