I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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