You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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