it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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