I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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