Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
thus making me awesome and them whores
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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