Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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