So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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