In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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